MTurk closes signups, IXL bans Alpha School, Gemini kept off Declaration text
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Amazon will stop accepting new customers for Mechanical Turk techcrunch.com
These may be the last days of Amazon’s Mechanical Turk.
Some of the nation’s rich are letting AI teach their kids theverge.com
Most Americans don’t trust AI. It’s proven that it doesn’t know what safe toppings for pizza are. People don’t even want to listen to AI music. But none of that matters for some of America’s wealthy, who are turning to AI to teach their kids instead of traditional schools. Companies like Forge Prep and Alpha […]
Infuriating Google commercial imagines the founding fathers embracing AI theverge.com
“Group project, but make it 1776.” That’s how a new commercial for Google Workspace opens. And things only get cringier from there. The clip imagines what it would be like if the founding fathers turned to Google’s collaboration tools and Gemini to help them draft the Declaration of Independence. Ben Franklin texts Thomas Jefferson to […]
References
SiliconAngle siliconangle.com
Amazon’s Mechanical Turk service is now on life support… moved to its ‘Services in Maintenance’ list, meaning no new features will be added and new customer sign-ups end July 30, 2026, while existing users retain access.
Veselovsky et al., ‘Artificial Artificial Artificial Intelligence’ (arXiv 2306.07899) arxiv.org
We estimate that 33-46% of crowd workers used LLMs when completing a text summarization task, based on a combination of keystroke detection and synthetic-text classification.
Quartz — ‘The data that changed the direction of AI research’ qz.com
Under the original plan of hiring undergrads at $10/hr, labeling ImageNet would have taken ~19 years; using Mechanical Turk, ~49,000 workers across 167 countries labeled 14M images across 21,000 categories over 2.5 years.
Turkopticon blog (Krystal Kauffman) blog.turkopticon.net
Turkers built the foundations of modern AI models and deserve a seat at the table — the platform’s ‘black box’ management, mass rejections and sudden suspensions denied workers accountability long before this wind-down.
MLQ.ai analysis mlq.ai
Median MTurk pay hovered around $8/hr while workers migrated to Prolific ($30–35/hr equivalent) and CloudResearch Connect, which enforce pay floors and bot-screening tools like Sentry that MTurk never adopted.
Level Up Coding — ‘Can AI models learn from synthetic data without collapsing?’ levelup.gitconnected.com
Replacing human data with synthetic outputs leads to mathematical model collapse; only an ‘accumulate’ strategy — synthetic data supplementing a core of human ground truth — avoids degenerative drift.
404 Media — ‘Students Are Being Treated Like Guinea Pigs’ 404media.co
Leaked internal documents and former employees describe AI-generated lesson plans that produce incorrect answers, intensive productivity-monitoring software that follows students at home, and sensitive student data — including video recordings — stored in publicly accessible Google Drive links.
LetsDataScience — ‘Alpha School Generates Faulty AI Lesson Plans’ letsdatascience.com
IXL deactivated Alpha’s account after discovering the school was using its platform to replace human teachers, a direct violation of IXL’s terms of service; IXL leadership stated the software is meant to supplement, not replace, ‘trained, caring teachers.’
Alpha School blog — ‘Mid-Year Report Card’ alpha.school
Alpha’s principal fed the school’s raw NWEA MAP dataset into Gemini and Claude to benchmark performance against Phillips Exeter and The Dalton School, reporting average students in the 99th percentile and math growth exceeding 200% of projections.
Terry U. Substack — ‘Five Stories Buried in Wired’s Bombshell’ terryu.substack.com
Parents reported children suffering from anxiety, weight loss and self-harm from pressure to hit software targets; leaked Slack messages show staff calling the gamified metric-chasing ‘educational malpractice.’
The Decoder — ‘AI Private Schools Sell Wealthy US Families on Personalized Learning’ the-decoder.com
Critics warn of an emerging ‘underclass’ taught primarily through screens as a cost-saving measure, while affluent students receive high-touch human-led education supplemented by AI — a ‘second digital divide’ in the making.
Wikipedia — Astra Nova School en.wikipedia.org
Astra Nova, the online successor to SpaceX’s Ad Astra, enrolls only 315 students from 45 countries with ‘conundrum-based’ admissions; Sora Schools has raised $31M and serves ~573 students at $17,900 tuition — an order of magnitude cheaper than Alpha’s $75,000.
hostdir.net analysis of the 1776 spot hostdir.net
Gemini is used for meeting notes and a ‘help me visualize’ tool explores ideas for the national seal, but the actual text of the Declaration is strictly drafted by the humans in a Google Doc.
AI Weekly recap citing historian Angus Johnston aiweekly.co
CUNY history professor Angus Johnston noted the irony of the ad’s ‘restraint’… critics argue this ‘handwaving’ of the document’s prose is a quiet admission by Google that AI is ill-suited for the complex human judgment required for founding documents.
Forbes on the 2024 ‘Dear Sydney’ pull forbes.com
Google pulled the ‘Dear Sydney’ Gemini ad from Olympics coverage after critics called it ‘disturbing’ and ‘anti-human’ for having a father use AI to ghostwrite a fan letter for his daughter.
NewsBytes coverage of platform reception newsbytesapp.com
Comments on YouTube and Instagram have been mostly positive, with audiences engaging with the ‘tongue-in-cheek’ humor… in contrast, response on Bluesky and technical forums has been overwhelmingly critical.
Gizmodo on Trump-era AI Founding Fathers exhibit gizmodo.com
An AI George Washington featured in the federally-backed ‘Freedom Trucks’ tour delivered monologues that lacked the first president’s characteristic focus on republican values, instead favoring modern religious rhetoric.
Truthout on Semiquincentennial ‘AI slop’ truthout.org
Taxpayer-funded 250th anniversary group pushes AI slop to whitewash US history… campaigns use AI to depict the Founders as faultless heroes while omitting their role in slavery and the displacement of Indigenous peoples.